seems like the entire server I rent at iWeb is down, named and all. I’m awaiting a response from their support staff right now.
edit: seems it’s not just my server, which would explain why my support request hasn’t been answered yet (they’re probably being flooded). It looks pretty bad, to be honest, but given this is iWeb, they’ll get it fixed. Estimated time of resolution is listed as “N/A” on their site, yikes. It may be more than a few hours.
Unfortunately, the internet is not infallible, and this happens to every website once in a while. We’ll just have to brave the storm.
I shall post some random pages on the blog in the meantime.

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